Fools and Horses

“The Little Talks peach Margarita was an absolutely perfect beverage. Thoughtfully crafted, perfectly balanced. 15/10. My husband’s Them Apples was also amazing. If you’re on the fence about dropping in, do it!”

“10/10 food and drinks. Love the vibe here. Cute date night spot but honestly I prob would be here every week if I lived nearby. The only minus is the live music can be pretty loud”

“Wow! This place does not disappoint. First time here, and the food was exceptional. We ordered almost the whole menu. Great service as well. Only downside is the music was a little on the loud side. I couldn’t hear my friend sitting kitty corner from me.”

“What a wonderful evening at Fools & Horses (not an easy name to remember) we tried 4 different cocktails 3 were wonderful (I'd skip the Espresso Martini). Had the oysters (which were huge!) The French Onion Arancini, and the goat cheese raspberry tarts... All very lovely. Sitting at the bar was nice. Comfortable and a great view of the mixologist of a bartender, really a pro. We'll be back”

“Fools and Horses in Portland is an absolute gem. From the moment you walk in, you're greeted with a warm, stylish atmosphere that feels both elevated and inviting. The service is friendly, attentive, and genuinely knowledgeable about their menu. The cocktails are truly the standout here— each one crafted with creativity and precision. Them Apples is a perfect balance of crisp, bright, and refreshing flavors, the kind of drink that instantly lifts your mood. White Noise is smooth, intriguing, and beautifully layered —a great choice if you enjoy cocktails with subtle complexity. And Bowdof Soul is a bold, soulful blend that delivers depth and character in every sip. Each drink feels thoughtfully made, and together they show just how talented the bar team really is. Whether you're stopping in for a nightcap or planning a full evening out, Fools and Horses delivers an exceptional experience. Highly recommend!”