Funny Bar

New York, NY · $$$

In the best-worst location on the Lower East Side, Funny Bar is an open-late hideout with great steaks, the best french fries, the driest martinis, and at least three more menu items. There are solo piano sets early & late night, trios beyond and in between. We serve only steak frites, in two sizes and two distinct preparations — our “bar steak” is a bistro filet with bordelaise, our “big steak” is a bavette with a special seasoning and maitre’d butter. The bar steak comes with McDonalds-style French fries, a homemade mayonnaise, and Heinz-brand ketchup. We also have a short yet sharp natural wine list provided by Louis Dressner Selections. Funny Bar Live Jazz Nightly | Steak Frites Always | Lower East Side, NYC